Former GCISD Teacher Expresses Regret After Forgetting Eye of Newt
An unnamed source close to a former GCISD teacher says she regrets one thing about her incantation to wreak mass destruction on conservative Christians. In a secret interview her confidant said, "She forgot the eye of newt, otherwise the world would now be safe from conservative Christians."
Just a few weeks after the public curse was recited on school g…
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