Here comes villain Darth Tater
grumpy old school district hater
with a heavy hand in Grapevine land
he’s plotted for half a century
he likes to tax you and me
feeds on regulated misery
we have to build a rebel fleet
he’s number one on our list to beat
he doesn’t fool us, let’s vote him out
let him curse, scream and shout
five decades now he pulled the strings
doing dirty, corrupt things
here comes villain Darth Tater
the big old school district hater
with a heavy hand in Grapevine land
He plays to the right while steering left
says shut up, he knows what’s best
we aren’t gonna buy his lies anymore
it’s not us he’s fightin’ for
saddle up it’s time to ride
Grumpy Darth Tater ain’t on our side
the council joined in conspiracy
wounded our schools and made us bleed
We’re all done with you, Darth Tater
Election soon, see ya later
here comes grumpy villain Darth Tater
big old school district hater
with a heavy hand in Grapevine land
he’s plotted for half a century
he likes to tax you and me
feeds on regulated misery
